Carole, innit
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moot mastodon
Ropey rhyme about mastodon and twitter
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The thing is…
Argentine people are as likely to use ‘el tema es’ as a precursor to reasoned discussion as Putin is to call off the war with Ukraine tomorrow while also giving them compensation and telling the world he is sorry. Here’s more.
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Title Tattle
Help me choose the titles for bits I’ve been working on
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Nine practise poems
Limericks of the ropey-comedy-aspirational type. Some made my test audience laugh.
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404Cast
42, alternate universes and page not found
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but why?
speculation
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A British brownie conundrum
A conundrum around making and sharing tipsy banana sugar-free low-carb chocolate brownies. And I need your help.
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The pointlessness of pre-surgery spring cleaning
“.. I allowed myself to fall into the trap of accepting conventional wisdom, and missed that the idea of spring-cleaning a home before going off for serious surgery contains no wisdom at all…”
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First World Problems / Hidden Disability Be Like
Two random and unrelated ‘bits’
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32 Mr Rights
Went looking for synonyms for Mr Right for my other work. Found these.
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Paws for thought
I am in awe of anyone who can get an article on lycanthropy into Scientific American, at any time of the year and whoever they are. “What happens to a werewolf on the moon? As space agencies turn their gaze to the moon, we need to consider what werewolves might mean for lunar exploration –…
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Accidental education at an open-mic comedy night
What I accidentally learned at an open-mic comedy night
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Swinging into Halloween
In an attempt to stop people calling the police, when they see me exercising on the childrens swings of a morning, I wrote this.
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El Tema Es.. As in tango, so in life
Dance, life, how I felt about the use of “El Tema Es” whilst exploring Argentina’s wine trails by bicyle.
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Swinging Puns
Which of these swing puns – if any – do you think are funny?
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The Wheel Salta City (and environs)
Salta Province has sub-tropical weather. That means pouring rain or hot sun and humidity in the lowlands, or hot sun with more hot sun everywhere else… First published in Wanstead Direction this is a smalll part of my Wheel Argentina experience.
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The Wheel Argentina Flyer Vid
First taste of the video flyer for my next Wheel Argentina
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Sold out and uh-oh…
I’m getting kinda nervous. It’s this coming Tuesday after all. Matt, who runs Daygustation which is hosting the event asked me how the performance was funny, so I found him and one of his clients (or friends, I didn’t ask) copies of Wanstead Directory, in which is an edited example of what I’m planning to…
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The Wheel Argentina
About my coming Wheel Argentina event
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Furrensic Evidence
I asked ChatGPT to give me examples of where cat fur has been used as forensic evidence in crimes. This is the result.
- Salta City – the colour ‘radioactive’, friendly cockroaches and food
- Camera insurance, by the numbers – or is it?
- Sock it to ’em
- How I (didn’t quite) decide where to live in Brussels by staying in 12 hotels
- A Cosy post-Covid Category
- The Flash(er) Narrative
- Negative Space