Spent the 3-and-a-bit hours of my round trip to the Marsden drafting my first attempt at satire.
Then I saw this. Some gags need no words. Others write themselves.
It trumps my drafted funny. I couldn’t resist it.
Captions I considered:
~Shit shared is shit squared.
~Generous local Tories donate production surplus to the community
~Bread and circuses? Too expensive! Shit and slogans are simpler.
~Never ignore the power of well spread shit.. we shit you not…
– Roads by Redbridge, roundabout by Labour, message by Tories (and it’s shit).
~Conservative crap used constructively
~Conservative Party – Good for something.
~Tories showing Labour heartlands what they think we’re worth.
~Spreading compost roundabout
If you think of more – or better – related jokes please let me know and I will add them. I’ll add more of mine too, when they pop into my head.
Meanwhile, I can’t help speculating about who did this, and why…